And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
