i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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