That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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