How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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