very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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