love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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