well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I bet he comes in French.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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