is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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