The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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