I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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