we're blogging at a bar
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize