Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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