school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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