Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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