1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Bring me that man meat
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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