so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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