it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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