Someone shit on the floor
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
they call him Oral-B. enough said
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
