when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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