My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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