When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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