Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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