How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.