I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.