He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead