You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island