This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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