have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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