Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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