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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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