If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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