it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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