Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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