did you get engaged???
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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