I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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