My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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