ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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