IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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