if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
My balls are so social today.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
