Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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