Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
the raccoons are back...
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