i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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