He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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