I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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