when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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