HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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