White coat. Heels.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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