Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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