yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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