Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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