i don't like sucking hair
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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