My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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