My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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