i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
What drink are we having for lunch?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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