Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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