i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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