I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
people are starting to question the shark bite story
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
