Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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